Dear Steve Trevor,

I just left Paradise Island and have moved into my new apartment. Since Christmas is right around the corner I thought I’d give you a hint as to what I’d like to find under my Christmas tree. I would hate for you to spend money on jewelry. How many pairs of gold bracelets does a girl need? I don’t actually know what to do with this machine, but it matches my underoos which I think is pretty cool!

Yours Truly,

Diana Prince

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