It’s World Naked Bike Ride Day in SF. Of course it is. Apparently, it’s a protest against our dependency on oil. Blah, blah, blah…

While the critical mass fruit loops are polluting unsuspecting eyeballs, I’ll be filling my car with gas and driving to Napa to meet friends for lunch. Yay for me! And now I’m even more excited to get out-of-town so my eyes won’t be subjected to the most obnoxious (and likely the most unattractive) people baring all.

Go bare if you dare…
Saturday, 3/12, 11 a.m. – 3 p.m., Justin Herman Plaza, Embarcadero at Market St.

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