Exciting! There was a shooting at a cafe on Polk Street today. Don’t panic, it was 8 blocks away from me in da “hood”. Although violent crime is a bummer, the peeps in the hood have been knocking themselves off at a rate of about 1 per week since the new year. I quite prefer this method of street “cleaning”…so nice to have the riff- raff permanently removed. Just as long as they don’t get any closer to my neighborhood…

P.S. Isn’t this the creepiest picture ever? ACK!

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