Some yahoo decided to plop himself down beneath my window and strum away on his ukulele. On a normal day I wouldn’t have noticed because I would have been at work, but today I was home and just curling up to rest my teeny tiny eyeballs. After putting up with this clown for about 20 minutes it hit me…I bet he wouldn’t enjoy resting his stupid little head against my wall if someone was hammering on the other side. So, I pulled out my trusty little hammer and tapped a few dimples into my wall and what do you know? The music man got up quicker than a tramp on a Tuesday. A little passive aggressive, sure, but you never know what you’re getting into with these whackadoodles. Especially whackadoodles living out of their van.

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