To the lovely tourists visiting from Deliverance I’d like you to know a few things. First, the bus is not the appropriate location to read the accuracy details of a pregnancy kit (post test). Second, I don’t care if you call the father (Holden), Tracy (“who’d really want to know”) or your dad first. And as far as comforting advice, I’m not sure “you better get used to the idea” and “I had Tommy when I was 19” is going to win any awards. Oh, and a really big thanks for sharing that the baby was conceived in June…because we didn’t have too much information already.

Btw, for those of you wondering, TMI stands for Too Much Information.