If you’re going to ask me for directions I would like to say that it’s the equivalent of closing your eyes, spinning in circles, and heading in whichever direction you’re facing when you open your eyes. Directions are not my thing. That being said, I love to dole them out to tourists who stop and ask me how to get somewhere. I am always so happy to be asked that I reply with gusto and confidence! I point and name streets and landmarks that (I think) are in the vicinity they’re headed, but really…I don’t know for sure. So, to the lovely couple who asked me how to get to Columbus @ Kearny…err…godspeed!