If you’re going to ask me for directions I would like to say that it’s the equivalent of closing your eyes, spinning in circles, and heading in whichever direction you’re facing when you open your eyes. Directions are not my thing. That being said, I love to dole them out to tourists who stop and ask me how to get somewhere. I am always so happy to be asked that I reply with gusto and confidence! I point and name streets and landmarks that (I think) are in the vicinity they’re headed, but really…I don’t know for sure. So, to the lovely couple who asked me how to get to Columbus @ Kearny…err…godspeed!
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May 28, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Pookie
LOL! Trust me, she is not joking. We could get lost together with a map, on a trail, in daylight following a guide. It’s quite sad really.
May 28, 2009 at 8:59 pm
polkstreetandmore
You are funny! I wish I could protest, but…
May 28, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Pookie
If you even try to protest, I will be forced to bring up the little jaunt we took around the Donner neighborhood in the snowstorm. How long were we gone before we found our way back? 2 hours?
May 28, 2009 at 9:55 pm
polkstreetandmore
And it was getting dark…we are special.
Don’t forget our “jaunt” on highway 50 (which was closed) during a snowstorm. How long did that take…6 hours???? Good thing I made you play “Our hearts Will Go On” over and over and over…Nothing like Titanic music for inspiration.