There was a lady in front of my local coffee establishment yelling at her suitcase. I don’t know what it did to deserve such a tirade, but I hope it gets its act together. I thought I saw it making a funny face at her which is disrespectful, but that doesn’t warrant such a tongue lashing (does it?). I was going to suggest to her the idea of a “timeout”, but I had my purse with me and I didn’t want her to yell at it too!