Clorox just posted a reward of $5,000 and a year’s supply of cleaning products for tips leading to the capture of the Porta-Potty Pyro. If you’re not familiar, someone has been torching porta-potty’s in the Marina, Russian Hill and North Beach neighborhoods and he is #1 and #2 on the SFPD’s “stinker list”. Well, Clorox, I’ve always considered myself an honorary member of law enforcement and I am going to do my best to help flush out this crappy criminal!

A victim

A victim

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